Yes, I know this is evil, but let me explain. And don't try this at home, kids! About a year and a half ago, I found out from a friend, who'd met Bruce Campbell at the NY Con, that the King of Thieves himself had heard of Ksmithares, my Ares erotica mailing list. And he didn't seem horrifed--rather, more amused than anything. So I emailed him for confirmation. Bruce Campbell's not only a gorgeous babe, an awesome actor, a great director, but he rocks! Here's a copy of the full text of my letter. His response follows. If anyone wants a copy, to ensure authentication, email me privately at the addy below. Note: Details, like the addies, are outdated, since this all happened several years ago.
Ummm....A friend at the NY con mentioned that you'd heard about the
My rude question (it's been upped from semi-rude) is this: you
We (all 150+ of us at ksmithares) think you're wonderful: fab
Respectfully (in spite of appearances to the contrary),
In a message dated 3/1/99 1:16:28 PM Pacific Standard Time, email@example.com writes:
><< I was just wondering if this deeply offended you--knowing that a bunch of women are writing stories not only with Auto and Xena, but with Auto and Ares as...errrr....very good friends? >>
Heck no - as long as my exploits are properly embellished!
Is he totally awesome or what? I personally vow to "embellish his exploits" like they've never been embellished before. I love a guy with a sense of humor.