Like Sands Through the Hour Glass...
CUT TO SHOT OF MAIN TEMPLE OF ARES IN CORINTH:
CUE: BBGOW FOR ENTRANCE AND 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...GO!
Ares walked into his favorite temple in Corinth and threw his keys on the table. It had been a hard day in the field. file://War is hell,// he thought as he rubbed the back of his neck with his hand. Stretching he began rummaging through the mail.
"Bill, bill, wait what's this?" He exclaimed noticing a strange rose colored envelope.
CUE: MYSTERIOUS ORGAN MUSIC.
The handwriting looked familiar. Opening it, he found a letter and began to read... "My Dearest, this letter is long overdue and I need to tell you exactly how I feel about you…I want your hot throbbing manhood inside me even as I'm writing this..." His reading was cut short by the sudden unexpected entrance of his lover. He did his best to hide the rose colored letter behind his back.
CUE: IPHICLES FOR ENTRANCE AND GO...
Iphicles, king of Corinth came into the room. "Hello, Lover," He said his voice husky. He pointedly stared at the rose colored envelope in Ares hand. "Mail come today?" He asked innocently, while he raised an eyebrow a knowing look crossed his stunningly adorable face. He knew full well his lover was hiding something. He looked at him and Iphicles could tell something just wasn't right.
"Yes, It's on the altar," Ares said innocently while picking up the paper and heading for the chase lounge by the pool.
Iphicles, still wearing his Speedo, followed Ares out to the pool and sat down at its edge. "Hercules stopped by today." Iphicles said coolly.
Ares heart raced at the news. He raised an eyebrow feigning disinterest he continued to read his paper. "Really? Ah...did he say what he wanted?"
Iphicles trailed his foot in the cool sparkling water of the pool. He shrugged his shoulders and sighed heavily. "Wanted to talk to you he said." Iphicles paused; his lower lip trembling swallowing hard he tried to keep his voice calm. "He didn't seem angry. Any idea what he may have wanted?"
Ares threw his paper down. "Why in the name of Tartarus would I know what 'he' wanted?"
"I'm just asking…" Iphicles bit his lower lip and pouted.
"Damn it. You are always asking me something? Always whining or...or pouting. Why can't you just let me relax for a change? Work was so hard today!"
Iphicles decided to be brave. "Look, Ary, I know about you two." He cried his voice becoming a sob as he stood over Ares' hands firmly planted on his hips, a hanky clutched between his fingers.
CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF ARES LOOKING SURPRISED.
Ares gave his best innocent look. "What do you mean? My love?"
"Oh you can't deny it anymore I know about you and..and...Caesar..that…that slut!" Iphicles stamped his foot.
Ares began to roar laughing so hard the temple walls began to shake.
CUE: SPECIAL EFFECTS CREW SHAKING WALLS AND ROCKS AND DUST.
"Com'er, Pookie." He grinned as he pulled the king to him. Iphicles chest heaving with uncontrollable sighs. Ares slowly lifted the king's tear stained face. "I'm 'not' having an affair with Caesar," he purred silkily.
He bent down and kissed Iphicles silken lips. Probing deeply with his tongue he could feel Iphicles shudder in response to the hot probing muscle that danced across his lips like a snake being charmed. Ares rubbed his harden cock against the now hard king and Iphicles moaned, his Speedo stretching to its limits. Ares released him abruptly and went to sit back on the lounge chair.
"You're not?" Iphicles pushed down his feeling of dread and smiled as he went to sit next to Ares on the lounge. He was so ready to forget his inane fears. "So…Did the Spartans gain any ground in their battle today? Just then a commotion coming from the temple anti-chamber caught their attention.
CUE: BACKGROUND NOISE, YELLING, AND IOLAUS...GO
"ARES!!!" Iolaus yelled. "Get your damn ass out here NOW!!! I 'know' what's going on between you and Hercules!"
CUE: CLOSE UP OF IPHICLES KING OF CORINTH.
Iphicles looked at his lover in disbelief his lower lip began to quake. "Oh Ary," he sighed as the tears began to flow. "How could you?"
CUE: FREEZE FRAME ON IPHY'S TEAR STAINED FACE, CUT TO COMMERCIAL.
OKAY WE'RE BACK EVERYBODY CUE THE KING'S TEARS AND IT’S A GO IN 3…2…1
"Ary? Is this true?" Iphicles asked as Iolaus the golden hunter barged out onto the terrace his hair shining brightly in the sun.
"Is what true? Ares asked feigning ignorance.
"That you're fucking my lover." Iolaus stood face to chest with the god.
"Oh Ary," Iphy sobbed as he ran into the temple throwing himself on the red divan that was a gift from the alternate world god of love.
Ares turned menacingly to Iolaus. "You moron! You weren't complaining when I was fucking your little ass raw!" Ares growled.
"But that was different." Iolaus looked startled.
"Oh really? Just how do you figure that?" Ares started to walk back into the temple. Reaching the red divan he carefully rubbed the back of the king. "Now hon, you are just being silly here. Pay no attention to Iolaus he's just in a jealous snit, that’s all." Ares tried to comfort Iphy as Iolaus barged back in.
"Your fucking me was different Ares. I am not in love with you! Herc is!"
"Ares!! You fucked Iolaus too!??" Iphicles moaned. "My pills, where are my pills?"
"Pills?" Iolaus queried.
"He suffers from Migraines. But they stay under control as long as he takes his pills. They're in the kitchen." Ares motioned for Iolaus to get them.
CAMERA FOLLOWS IOLAUS INTO THE KITCHEN AS HE RUMMAGES THROUGH SEVERAL PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES.
"Ares, which ones are they?"
"The little blue ones."
Iphicles' sobs grew as Ares tried to rub his back. "Now, pookie, things just seem bad, really they're not. You have to calm down. You 'know' you're the only one for me."
"But you don't understand all my life I've lived in Hercules' shadow. He's a demigod, Mother liked him better, everything I tried to do I could never live up to his goodness, and kindness, and his strength. I mean…Wahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
"Yea, Yea I've heard the story a thousand times!" The god of war rolled his eyes. "And each time you tell it the same way! Now GET OVER IT!!! Will ya!" Ares barked.
CUE IOLAUS ENTRANCE FROM THE KITCHEN WITH THE PILLS.
"A...here, Iph take these." He extended the pills and the water to the king. "Look Iphy…I'm sorry I mean it was just sex between Ares and me." Iolaus got a wistful look in his eyes. "Hot, passionate, sweaty, hot, throbbing, pulsating, hot, mind blowing, multi ~ orgasm inducing fucking. Did I say…it was hot sex? That’s all." Iolaus shrugged his
Iphicles swallowed the pills and flung himself back onto the divan. "Wahhhhhhhhhh!"
Iolaus looked at Ares who just rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders.
Iphicles suddenly sat up. Sniffling he grabbed a box of tissues and said, "Just who else have you fucked, Ary?"
A faraway grin crossed the god of war's face. "You won't live long enough for me to give ya the full list."
Iphicles looked as if he was going to cry again when Iolaus interrupted. "Iph it's not like you haven't fucked anyone else. I mean two summers ago we spent that great time on the isle of Lesbos." Iphicles glared at Iolaus then smiled and blushed at the memory.
"You're trying to make this better?" Ares asked the hunter sarcastically.
"Look, the problem here isn't who Ares is or isn't fucking. It's that Herc thinks he's in love with you, Ares."
Ares laugh started out as a chuckle and rose into a billow's guffaw. (Thanks to the FX department.) "In love? With me?" Ares asked incredulously, pointing to that incredibly fabulous chest that was covered with a light coating of hair that anyone would just love to run their hands across.
"Didn't you get his letter?" Iolaus questioned. "I mean how could you miss it with that rose colored paper?" Iphicles wailed hysterically again. "I said the wrong thing again, didn’t I?"
Ares smirked. "Yah! Look Iph, I don't love Hercules, I love you. I mean he's a great fuck and we were only together a few times."
CUE: CUT TO IOLAUS GIVING ARES A SARCASTIC LOOK.
"Okay, okay more like a few hundred or so times…but he gives great head… and I really love how hot and tight his ass is, and, and. I'm not making this any better. Am I?"
Iolaus just shook his head and watched as Iphicles rise from the divan. "Ya know, Iph, you look really hot in that Speedo." Iolaus leered.
"Iolaus, we have a problem. What are we gonna do about Herc?" Iphicles said.
Iolaus gave a nod to Ares. "Um…Herc's at the inn. He isn't gonna be able to get up till tomorrow. I kinda made sure he drank a little more than normal."
"Iolaus, how could you?" Iphicles admonished.
Ares walked behind Iphicles and Iolaus stood before him licking his lips. "He'll be fine, Iph. Now about that Speedo."
Iphicles looked at Iolaus' lust filled face and backed up straight into Ares' broad chest. "A...guys, guys."
Ares placed his hands on Iphicles' hips running his fingers around the band of the ever-stretching Speedo. "Yes, my pet?" At the same time Iolaus ran his hands across Iphicles' bare chest lingering at his nipples and pinching them.
CUE: READY 3 CAMERAS FOR CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOT SEX SCENE.
"What are you 'both' doing? This isn't gonna work you know." Iphicles moaned as Iolaus took one nipple between his teeth flicking his tongue across the hard nipple. "I'm, I'm not gonna give in." Iphicles said as he pressed his backside into Ares hardened erection and moaned again.
"Give in, Iph?" Ares purred in his ear as he lowered the Speedo slowly down his body freeing the erection that was threatening to burst through the tiny bathing suit. Ares ran his hands down the king's body. "Glorious," He murmured as he nipped at his ass.
"Ares, I want you both inside me now," Iphicles commanded in his best kingly tone.
"Your wish is my command, my king." Ares made his and Iolaus clothes disappear with a thought.
CUE CAMERA THREE: DAMN, DIRECTOR SAYS BETTER GET A WIDE ANGLE LENS ON YOUR CAMERA PHIL!
Iphicles fell to his knees and took the golden hunter's cock into his mouth as the god of war dropped to his knees behind the king and inserted a well-oiled finger into Iphicles tight passage. Reaching around he grabbed the king's cock with his other oiled hand and worked them both back and forth in a slow, languid rhythm. Gently he inserted a
second finger and then a third as Iphicles bucked wildly against the god's hand as he hit his sweet spot again and again.
"Oh gods, Iph. You have the best mouth." Iolaus groaned pushing his throbbing manhood deep within the reassesses of the king's mouth.
Iphicles pushed back against Ares hand with an urgency and need far greater than any urgent need he ever had before. Ares placed his cock at the kings opening and pushed ever so gently into his. (No, No, No!) Ares withdrew his fingers and replaced them with his cock entering the king in one thrust. (Better!) Filling him with his cock so the king thought he would split open.
Iphicles mouth released Iolaus' cock. "Yes! Fuckmehard!" Iphicles pushed back against the god of war's cock.
Iolaus moved back toward Iphicles. "Suck me, Iphy. Don’t stop please," Iolaus begged.
The king found purchase on Iolaus' rod and started to suck like a vacuum cleaner. Before long Iolaus was cumming down Iphicles throat while Ares filled his ass with his godly seed. (Lucky king!)
The three of them collapsed onto the floor in a pile of sweaty limbs Two of them smiled happily as the king started to pout. "My…that was, that was awesome! But…" Iphicles groaned in frustration at his still hard throbbing erection. He started to pout again and Ares covered his mouth with his full lush lips. Mostly to keep him from pouting again, Ares could take anything but the pouting.
Breaking the kiss Ares spoke, "Don't worry love, Iolaus and I were gonna work on your throbbing manhood next."
Iolaus grinned and grabbed the kingly erection and gripped it firmly at the base. The King looked down and groaned helplessly when the god of war and the hunter both began to tongue his royal rod of love at the same time. Iolaus took the kingly family jewels gently into his mouth; he suckled like a newborn babe as Ares took the entire length of the king down his throat, repeatedly drawing his full lips up to the tip His tongue teasing the royal cockhead and then slowly beginning the decent that had Iphicles thrusting his hips begging for completion. It didn’t take long with the tag team treatment and the kings royal seed was flowing deeply into the welcoming mouth of the war god who greedily swallowed every drop.
Finally they freed their assault on the king and Ares kissed Iolaus letting him taste the king's seed on his tongue. The three of them now lay there fully content in their 'Passions'. Wondering if they had only 'One Life to Live' with each other. Caught up in the fact that there was 'Another World' out there. 'Loving' every minute they just spent
together. Eager to know if they were becoming 'Young and Restless'. Concerned with the need for a good 'General Hospital' episode.
Iolaus finally broke the silence, "Um…guys?"
"Yes," Ares and Iphicles purred.
"Could we do that again?" Iolaus leered.
Ares and Iphicles smiled. "Last one 'up' is a rotten egg," Ares called out as he grabbed Iolaus around the waist.
CUT TO OUTDOOR SHOT, AND CUE THE DEMIGODS ENTRANCE IN 3 - 2- 1 GO. HERC.
ANNOUNCER: The demigod hearing cries and moans cumming from the temple barges in to rescue whoever is in trouble. He stops short unable to believe the sight before him. Locked together in the throes of passion are Ares, the object of his love, his other brother Iphicles, the object of his worry. And his best friend and ex-lover, Iolaus.
"Ares?" Herc cries.
"Herc!" The god of war smirked.
"Iphy?!" Herc moans.
"Hey, Bro," Iphy says sarcastically grinning from ear to ear.
"Mfhumpth" Iolaus mumbles as Ares comes deep within his throat and he swallows every drop greedily. "Ah, Herc, how'd you get here?"
"I walked, Iolaus. But that's not important. What's going on here? Ares, I love you. How could you do this to me? With my own brother and ex lover no less!"
"Ah, Herc you know I'm fucking Iphy! For Zeus' sake we live together!" Ares chided.
"Yea…but my letter didn't you get my letter telling you how I feel?"
"But Herc, I love Iph, I mean you're a great fuck and all, but…"
"How could you!" Hercules cried as he threw his head into his arm sobbing. "I…I hate you."
"It's all your fault!" Ares cried poking his brother in the chest. "I never promised you a rose garden!"
"Oh how could you?" Herc bemoaned as he pushed his brother back.
Iphicles moved to the red divan and put back on his Speedo, glaring triumphantly at his lover and brother fighting.
Iolaus moved between the two hunks standing before him, he licked his lips. "Look, Guys. You have two choices here. Herc, get a grip Ares loves Iphy. Now you can accept this and leave, or you can stay and join in on the fun."
"You mean the four of us? I've never done anything like that before." The demigod blushed.
CAMERA CUTS TO IPHY, ARES, AND IOLAUS ROLLING THEIR EYES AND THEN GRINNING HUNGRILY.
"Ares, there's no hope for us at all?"
"Sorry, Herc. I love my little pookie here." The god turns to Iphy. "Forgive me, baby?"
Iphicles smiled with delight and threw his Speedo covered ass around the god of war's waist. "Always, my love."
"I'm gonna barf," Herc said rolling his eyes. "So…um, the three of you don't *mind* me joining in?"
Iphicles unwrapped his legs from Ares' waist and walked toward his brother. Grabbing his hand he led him into the main room and sat him down on the red divan. "Of course we want you, Herc. What do 'you' think of my new Speedo?"
"I'd like it better if it was around your ankles right about now." Herc purred as he grabbed his brother's ass.
"I think I can arrange that." Ares said waving his hand.
CUE SPECIAL EFFECTS: DOORBELL RINGING <DING-DONG>
"Who's that? We aren't expecting visitors," Iphicles said as he walked to the temple door. "Ary, did you park the Viper near the stables again?"
CUT TO: OUTSIDE SHOT OF CAESAR STANDING ON THE TEMPLE STEPS AS IPHICLES OPENS THE DOOR.
"What do 'you' want? You …you, slut!" Iphicles asked very sarcastically, the venom dripping from his words; the distaste etched clearly across his royally divine face.
Caesar eyed Iphicles standing there wearing only his Speedo. He raised an eyebrow appreciatively. "I came to see the god of war but you'll do," The emperor said as he grabbed the king and thrust his tongue deep within the kingly mouth causing the king to moan quite loudly.
CUE THEME MUSIC AND ROLL CREDITS.
Will the Spartans win?
Will Iphy ever get out of that Speedo again?
Will Herc get to have his foursome, or will it be a fivesome? <VEG>
AND what about Caesar's tongue deep within Iphicles throat? <Dramatic theme music>
Tune in tomorrow for the answer to these and more burning questions on the
Days of our Corinthian Lives.
OKAY EVERYBODY THAT’S A WRAP …A…ER…THE DIRECTOR NEEDS PHIL UP IN THE BOOTH IMMEDIATELY PLEASE. AND BRING TODAYS TAPES!!